Mom: Brittany, let me use your laptop so I can pay this bill.

Me: I have to save my stuff on it fir—

Mom:Nevermind.

Me:It’s only going to take a second.

Mom: I said no.

Me:

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justthrowingitoutthere:

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laughfloor:

Oh dear god the world isn’t ready for this.

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nogoodturkey:

because we all know thor’s theme song is I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

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sabrinamarceline:

i wonder how many staff members at tumblr headquarters use missing-e behind david karp’s back

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